I’ve got my own kind of School of Alley Cats pacing around in my skull. A council of whiskered sages, rivals and friends, long-gone strays and house cats still alive, all glaring down from the rafters as I work. None of them cruel. Just insistent, sharp, relentless.

When it’s time to begin, one old tom slams his paw on the piano lid, he’s the Beethoven cat, tail frizzed, eyes wide: “Start big. Make the fur fly. Don’t tiptoe in. Pounce!”
The Zeppelin tabby rolls in next, all grease and swagger, knocking over a vase: “Experiment. Let it all unravel. Loud. Messy. Too much is just enough. Shred the curtains, chew the cords, see what happens.”
And then come the painted cats,sleek, sienna-furred beauties from Siena itself, chanting like monks: “Make it gorgeous. Lick it smooth. Every claw-mark deliberate. Indulge the pure pleasure of looking.”
D. H. Lawrence cat? He’s got the twitchy tail, pounding the floorboards with his hind legs: “Find your voice. Growl it raw. Don’t hide behind the food bowl.”
Alexander Pope cat swats me on the nose: “Balance, fool. Enough drama. Groom yourself, get a grip.”
Whitman cat sprawls across the desk, shedding on everything: “Merge it all. Knock down the barriers. Fur with dust, whiskers with ink. Everything belongs.”
Melville cat, hulking and solemn, perches high on the fridge: “Make it grand. Hunt whales, chase shadows. Stretch the story till it fills the room.”
And then there’s Proust cat. Oh, that one never stops grooming. Lick after lick after lick, stretching it out, sentence after sentence, until some irritated editor with a spray bottle breaks it off.
That’s my pantheon of cats. They whisper, they claw, they purr. They’ll be there when things get rough, reminding me the work is never done alone. Always a chorus, a choir of alley-born voices, waiting for me to pick up the and let them in.

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