The Gospel According To Otis:Nine Lives


You think I nap all day? Who do you think I am?

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Otis In The Engineers Chair

I’ve lived nine lives, each one a masterclass in creation. Who are you?

In my first life, I was a musician. Played silence better than Miles played space. Most players don’t understand music is the silence between the notes. They fill space with noise.

Second life, I was a painter. The world was my canvas, the litter box my palette. Jackson Pollock? Are you kidding? Texture and grit are my patina. 

Third, I dance. Agness DeMille? Baryshnikov? Hah! Every leap, every twist of my tail is pure improvisation. Not choreography. Instinct.

The fourth life? I sculpted. Not in Stone. In the fabric of air. My tools? Whiskers. Michelangelo said he freed the angel from the marble. I freed movement from stillness. 

Fifth, I wrote poetry. Four lines. My work still circulates on the wind; a thing of beauty: “The bird sings / I yawn / Both of us / Mean it.” 

Sixth? I was a chef. A created a dish called Sunlight Caught In Fur. Ever had it? Didn’t think so.

Seventh, I designed architecture. Every nap spot, every window perch, perfect geometry. Form follows function; function follows feline.

Eighth, I declared Furlosophy. Entire civilizations rose and fell while I spoke to the moon. None of them got it right, but that’s not my fault. Interpretation is a human fault.

And my ninth life, my favorite. I am the master of doing nothing. The blank page, the still mind, the perfect pause. Every masterpiece begins in the quiet.

So don’t talk to me about “finding your muse.” I am the muse.

You are welcome.

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Otis as a Greek Muse

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What are your nine lives?

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Stop waiting to be discovered.
Pick one life you’ve been postponing and live it this week.

Write the paragraph. Record the track. Paint the mess. Sit in silence long enough to hear what’s actually yours.

What are your nine lives? Otis wants to know.

Comment. Share it with someone hiding their tenth life. Subscribe if you’re done pretending you’re only built for one.

Otis is grateful to you. Thank you for reading.

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